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11/16/2011

Edox Men's 5 Minutes Repeater Classe Royale Watch Review

Edox Men's 5 Minutes Repeater Classe Royale Watch
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It should go without saying that a man's watch is THE most important piece of jewelry a man can wear.Not that I wear a lot - just the nipple rings mainly.But the thing is, for the price you certainly couldn't go wrong with this baby. I was surfing Amazon.com while surfing behind my yacht in the South Pacific and I had to have it.Just the fact that it was square was enough for me. I mean how stylish is that?

When it arrived while we were moored in the Grand Caymans I was very excited to wear it. That day I realized that not having the ability to see the "three" on the watch was causing me problems. You see I have dyslexia and sometimes have trouble telling time even with a more regular kind of watch. But, that did not deter me.

The real problem came when I turned on the 5-Minute Repeater option.After that, everything went to Hell-in-a-hand-basket. Every five minutes the watch would go back to the same time it was 5 minutes ago. I started missing appointments, going to stores at three in the morning and generally thinking I had at least five minutes left before I had to do anything.But, now that I've turned off that function everything has been reasonably good.Except for that fact that it's so stylish that poor people ALWAYS try to steal it from me. They can tell a $20,000.00 watch when they see one.That's why I bought a few more of them.Now when the peasants encircle me to try and take my favorite piece of jewelry I can now just throw one a few yards away and escape with ease.

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EDOX, the traditional family-owned company based in the Swiss Jura, is one by one extending its portfolio with high-quality mechanical watches, manufactured in accordance with the best Swiss watchmaking tradition

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11/14/2011

Zenith Watches 03-0529-4035-51-R674 Defy Classic Navy Dial Rubber Men's Automatic Chronograph,Tourbillon Watch Review

Zenith Watches 03-0529-4035-51-R674 Defy Classic Navy Dial Rubber Men's Automatic Chronograph,Tourbillon Watch
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This watch I like.Can someone buy it for me.I have poor eyesight and it has BIG numbers. Except for the 10 and the 11 which kind of bugs me. It has three little circles that have dials and numbers on them. Oh, please buy me one! Uh Oh, it says 8 minutes after 10. that's way past my bed time.Please, someone buy this for my birthday, it's made of rebbur - REBBUR - REBBUR.My name is Danny and my dad won't buy me anything.We're stuck here in this stupid old hotel until spring.

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9/25/2011

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch Review

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
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The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is.

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Black microblasted titanium case, Black titanium bracelet with blue lateral inserts, Deployant buckle, Unidirectional rotating black carbon fiber bezel, Screw down crown and push buttons, Black dial with silver carbon fiber in center, Luminous hands, Small seconds subdial, Chronograph feature (Seconds, Minutes, Hours), Magnified date at the 12 o'clock, Tourbillon visible at the 11 o'clock, Scratch resistant sapphire crystal, Automatic mechanical movement, Water resistant to 1000 meters/ 3330 feet. Shock and high pressure resistant. Limited Edition of 25 pieces.

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